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Apr 22 2009, 09:26 AM
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![]() Gone Postal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Friends and Family Posts: 864 Joined: 25-June 08 From: Abudabi Member No.: 7 |
Last night, our team tied things up in the last period and we were all set for some OT when this jerk off Jokinen interfered with the goalie and tipped in the puck with .2 seconds on the clock! FML
~NJ Devils -------------------- ~*Megan Keenan*~ ![]() ...I'm rubber and ur glue! |
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Apr 22 2009, 01:14 PM
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![]() "The Man" Group: VIP Posts: 247 Joined: 10-December 08 From: dirty Jerz Member No.: 177 |
My job always has delicious free food and I have to be beach body ready in 2 weeks. FML
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Apr 23 2009, 12:09 PM
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![]() Spartan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Friends and Family Posts: 479 Joined: 11-August 08 From: RP Member No.: 8 |
Today, I finally afforded to pack myself a decent, hearty lunch. In the middle of harfing on my delicious spicy curry chicken and vegetable fare, danny decides to send me this: http://media.fukung.net/images/11215/fd7b5...c492d6a8096.jpg FML.
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Apr 27 2009, 03:02 PM
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![]() Postaholic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Root Admin Posts: 1,724 Joined: 25-June 08 From: Rochelle Park, NJ Member No.: 2 |
Saturday i went to a bbq.. I was there for about 5 minutes before Gabes parents landscaper pulled up in front of me.. and took the bumper off my 3 year old car... FML
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Apr 29 2009, 10:36 AM
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![]() Spartan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Friends and Family Posts: 479 Joined: 11-August 08 From: RP Member No.: 8 |
Yesterday, after finally finding a great (read: less than a block away) parking spot in the city, I sat and waited with my turn signal on and reverse lights lit, while the cars passed so I could back in. Lo and behold, some shmuck pulls in front first behind me. Naturally, I start honking and yelling like mad about this very unfair move, while people walking the crowded street starred at me. after sticking my middle finger out my driver side window, the guy pulls out of the spot and pulls up next to me, apologizing profusely saying he didn't see me. Oops/FML.
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May 21 2009, 10:18 AM
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![]() Gone Postal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Friends and Family Posts: 864 Joined: 25-June 08 From: Abudabi Member No.: 7 |
After a nice week of brooding about my dad being a dick, i got to sleep last night and have a nightmare about my mom. FML.
-------------------- ~*Megan Keenan*~ ![]() ...I'm rubber and ur glue! |
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May 26 2009, 09:52 AM
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![]() Spartan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Friends and Family Posts: 479 Joined: 11-August 08 From: RP Member No.: 8 |
I'm really gay for Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" FML.
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May 27 2009, 01:14 PM
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![]() Gone Postal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Friends and Family Posts: 864 Joined: 25-June 08 From: Abudabi Member No.: 7 |
what i should get tattooed on my forehead:
(IMG:http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e217/Mermaiden22/imhot.jpg) -------------------- ~*Megan Keenan*~ ![]() ...I'm rubber and ur glue! |
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May 27 2009, 03:17 PM
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![]() Postaholic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Root Admin Posts: 1,724 Joined: 25-June 08 From: Rochelle Park, NJ Member No.: 2 |
FAIL.. megan u just FAILED at ur own thread.. SHAME
Since getting my free rollerblades i have learned that i have the lung capacity and strength of a 72yr old man with emphysema FML -------------------- ![]() |
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May 29 2009, 08:36 AM
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![]() Gone Postal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Friends and Family Posts: 864 Joined: 25-June 08 From: Abudabi Member No.: 7 |
All week i haven't been able to get to sleep before 430am, so last night i decide to have a drink with my friend Lauren since we hadn't hung out in a while and thought it would relax me. In hopes of getting some sleep we left the bar at midnight, i went home feeling tired but once again was not able to get to sleep til somewhere around 4am. FML
-------------------- ~*Megan Keenan*~ ![]() ...I'm rubber and ur glue! |
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May 29 2009, 09:08 AM
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![]() Spartan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Friends and Family Posts: 479 Joined: 11-August 08 From: RP Member No.: 8 |
For the first time in probably years, I've actually been getting a good amount of rest, which is helping me not only get to work on time but getting me here a little early on some days. My plentiful amounts of rest contributed to me missing 9 phone calls from work Tuesday morning around 7:30 because I was on-call for work for last-minute changes before we go to print. I set the phone on the highest ringer next to my pillow and woke up with it buried in the bed around 8:45.
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Jun 1 2009, 04:45 PM
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Ali Group: VIP Posts: 178 Joined: 5-October 08 From: Davis, CA Member No.: 167 |
The other day I had to bike somewhere about 3 miles away. I got on my bike and about 1 mile from my house I got a flat so I walked my bike back and got a different bike. Then I got out about 1.5 miles and got another flat and had to walk back.
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Jun 9 2009, 10:50 AM
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My zipper got stuck as I was putting on my dress for my bridal shower and 3 bridesmaid and a bridesmaid boyfriend later, streaked from sweat, I had to be cut out of my brand new dress! FML
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Jun 16 2009, 10:07 AM
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![]() Gone Postal ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Friends and Family Posts: 864 Joined: 25-June 08 From: Abudabi Member No.: 7 |
Today I got up and got to work early, excited about going to the Yankee game tonight and I was even early to work when the auditors walked in and now my life is a living hell!! FML
-------------------- ~*Megan Keenan*~ ![]() ...I'm rubber and ur glue! |
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